Banana and why it shouldn't be put near Sally

[annwfyn]

Yesterday was a bad day.

It reached its nadir when my comfort food from the chinese managed to successfully poison me.

You see, chinese toffee apple (which I had ordered) and chinese toffee banana are utterly indisinguishable unless you bite into them.

Much vomiting ensued.

That's only the third time I've eaten banana since I was about six. The last two times were smoothies where the vile stuff had been crushed and hidden. All three times I got a nasty furry taste in my mouth, a weird pain at the back of my throat/neck and then I puked.

As a result I'm still feeling a little bit grotty today, in the way you do when you've been throwing up.

Gah. Bloody horrible banana.

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[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

I should have known something was up when I noticed the mutilated bodies of small children strewn about the restaurant. That's normally how I can tell that Cleo is on the loose.

*mutters darkly*

Bah and humbug.

Junior

[melsner.livejournal.com]

You haven't met Cleo's boyfriend/flunky. "Junior." Dad says that when he bares his teeth, he's just smiling at me. Cleo and Junior wear matching bandanas.

Junior likes to gnaw on a tree branch. The branch is seven feet off the ground. He jumps straight up and bites it.