Dukes of Hazzard...

[annwfyn]

...is the only movie I've ever seen ksirafai walk out of.

On the other hand, it also had pierot and bringeroflight giggling all the way through it. Apparently you don't need to have seen the TV show as a child (Tim hasn't), but I think it helps.

Recommended?

Only if your trash tolerance is fairly high and you've got a fondness for improbable car related stunts. A high tolerance for a bimbo in shorts who seems to solve everything by wiggling her arse until all the men in her vicinity cave in and do whatever she wants does help. Personally, I considered giving Daisy Duke a kicking for half the length of the movie, but that might just have been me.

I mean, do police officers really leave prisoners unguarded and entirely forget all about them just because they are faced with a blonde with no body fat and a lot of fake tan? Do men completely lose their ability to think? And is wiggling really the raison d'etre of women in general?

Concerned cinema goers need to know.

Comments

arse-wiggling?

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Oh my good God, yes. Men are useless after that point... Then again, it's a very stereotype of a culture, and if that's what you get in the movie then it's exactly as per the original series. Good to see they've kept to type :)

Mmmm... Daisy Duke...

Re: arse-wiggling?

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

She does look pretty spectacular in those shorts, but I did nearly cheer the first time she ran into a female police officer.

*beams happily*

"Go tow your own car, honey"

It was beautiful.

What???

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Female police officer? In Hazzard? Nooooooooooooo.... the contuinuity! The horrorrrrrr!!!!!!!

*grins*

Re: arse-wiggling?

[castorlion.livejournal.com]

Uh, Lee honey? SOME men are useless after that point. Some aren't.

*grins*

[vilenspotens.livejournal.com]

Fair point that man... But would the rest of the family do it for you? They do seem to jhave picked some singularly unattractive actors.

[rweishaar.livejournal.com]

Wait.. wait wait...

Ginnie walked out of this movie?

Now, this movie I have to see. It should be right up my alley!

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

I think it is a very Ryan-friendly film!

[melsner.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it's about everything that makes America great.

[rweishaar.livejournal.com]

Fine women, rebellious youth and blowing shit up?? Yep. Sounds right.

[castorlion.livejournal.com]

hur hur hur, you said "alley". :-D

[melsner.livejournal.com]

I mean, do police officers really leave prisoners unguarded and entirely forget all about them just because they are faced with a blonde with no body fat and a lot of fake tan? Do men completely lose their ability to think? And is wiggling really the raison d'etre of women in general?

Would you be very upset if I even slightly implied that you've reduced men to dribbling idiots in a similar manner to achieve goals?

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

I am incredulous.

*looks duly incredulous*

[melsner.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. What was I thinking. You have no innate visual impact on males of the species.

And you would certainly never use such (if it existed) for Eeeevil.

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

*sticks out tongue*

Next you're going to be suggesting that I might be able to back flip in a corset!

[melsner.livejournal.com]

And end up stradding the face of an Australian?

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

*thinks about the only Australian she really sees*

Erm, I think Mrs Pascoe would start objecting quite strenuously about then...

[melsner.livejournal.com]

But you had to take time to think about it?

Besides, he'd just be giving a long winded speech anyway.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

I always did think Hugh could play Twice-Dead in the movie version. As long as he doesn't do the silly long van helsing hair.

[melsner.livejournal.com]

Ooh, and I know who could play Lara! In a corset...

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, Angelina Jolie in a corset.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

She'd probably start objecting at the corset stage.

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

At the utter implausibility of me being able to do backflips, or just the corset?

Coz I really think she should be more concerned about the blatant breaches of the laws of physics that would occur should I go all Beckinsale all of a sudden.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

I think in the choice between women, backflips, corsets and the laws of physics... Jo remains more concerned about women than any of the others... and the laws of physics fall far, far behind.

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

She'll realise her mistake when reality collapses and we all start being sucked into a black hole. *nods firmly*

[rweishaar.livejournal.com]

Heh. She wont be upset by the Black Hole and its desire to suck everything in sight, including Ben?