New car...

[annwfyn]

I have a new car!

Meet Gertrude



One 10 month old Skoda Fabia.

She's not that pretty, she's not that fancy, but I think she means well and she'll do her best.

And I've got a car again!

Comments

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

They forgot to paint roaring jets of flame down the sides!

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

My tank (named Waggy by mother, who is the true owner, called 'my little tank' by me) is a white diesel Megane. Slow on the speed, robust on the engine, and fantastically giving me access to transport.

Ain't transport brilliant!?!

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

It is good and glorious stuff.

And I am a very happy Sally at the moment.

[castorpollux23.livejournal.com]

That should do the trick!

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

My God, it came with wheels and everything!

Fantastic.

[jo-english-bint.livejournal.com]

Yeay for you and your new car!!!

P.s. Elliott says "Ha Ha you have a Skoda!!"

[belleinblack.livejournal.com]

I'm SO sorry, I've been in my own little world for over a month now.

A new car?

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

*nods*

Jez and I were in a car crash and lost the mini :( Was very sad, but at least no one was hurt.

*hugs*

Sorry to see that random guy being a jerk on your LJ. You have much sympathy. I've replied to him. If you guys do get stuff sorted out, let me know and I'll back off, but for the moment I'm not being the most sympathetic and caring of bunnies.

[belleinblack.livejournal.com]

I DID hear about the accident.. but I didn't realize that the mini was totaled. I'm SO sorry, dear.

Yeah, he's learning his lesson! He's appologized and all but at this point I really don't care.

I DO however appreciate your comment muchly!!!

[anonymous-james.livejournal.com]

My friend has an 02 Fabia, and it seems like a pretty good car. Solid, because its made by the same people who make VWs.

But did you have to call it Gertrude? :S

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

Yes! I did! It's a slightly stolid, ugly, yet well meaning name for a car which I feel has all of those traits.

This isn't nearly as pretty a car as my gorgeous Pridwen, but I shall learn to be fond of her.

[lexx-uk.livejournal.com]

we can now have fun using the Skoda jokes on you :P

What do you call a Skoda full of food?
A Lada!

What's the difference between a Skoda and tickets for an Oasis concert?
Oasis tickets go fast!

What do you call a Skoda with a long radio aerial?
A dodgem!

How do you double the value of a Skoda ?
Fill the tank !

What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
A skip!

Why does a Skoda have a double rear window heater ?
To keep everyones hands warm when they are pushing it !

What do you call a skoda with twin exhausts ????
A wheelbarrow.

What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ????
A Dreamer.

I had to part with my skoda as it was costing to much,
I was only doing 10 miles to every pair of trainers!!

Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

Whats the difference between a Jehova Witness and a Skoda?
You can shut the door on a Jehova Witness!

You see the ads that say 'What's behind the new skoda?'
It's not really Volkswagen, it's 'People pushing it'!

Wanna new petol cap for a skoda?
No thought not, not a good swop.

What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ?
A miracle.

How do you overtake a Skoda ?
Run !

You don't have to think up any Skoda Jokes,
.........the Skoda is a Joke !

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