Films Wot I Have Seen
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annwfynLimitless
This taught me that drugs are good. And if you get in trouble, shiv up your dodgy drug dealing mates, menace your ex-boss and live happily ever after. Plus chicks love a junkie.
Source Code
This taught me that everything you need to know about a woman can be discovered in 8 minutes. Oh, and if you accidentally take over someone's body, and, in fact, girlfriend, don't worry too much about the moral implications. Just go with the flow and enjoy it.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Magic solves all problems. Planning can be replaced with wands. Neville Longbottom is probably the toughest looking dude in Hogwarts.
The Eagle
In the 2nd century Scotland was ruled by a truly terrible race: the notorious Aztec-Eskimo-Punks. Their descendants may still reign in Glasgow today. Also, the Roman legions were really kinda cool with boy-boy lovin'. I have a feeling this last bit may actually be true but I am not entirely sure as it's been a while since I did any history of sexuality.
I have also spent this evening listening topierot re-working a number of pop classics in the manner of the 'The Producers', specifically 'Springtime for Hitler'. So far we've got 'Funk Soul Nazi' and that Spice Girls perennial 'Wannabe', with that great line 'I really really really wanna zig-a-sieg heil'.
I think I'm going to hell.
This taught me that drugs are good. And if you get in trouble, shiv up your dodgy drug dealing mates, menace your ex-boss and live happily ever after. Plus chicks love a junkie.
Source Code
This taught me that everything you need to know about a woman can be discovered in 8 minutes. Oh, and if you accidentally take over someone's body, and, in fact, girlfriend, don't worry too much about the moral implications. Just go with the flow and enjoy it.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Magic solves all problems. Planning can be replaced with wands. Neville Longbottom is probably the toughest looking dude in Hogwarts.
The Eagle
In the 2nd century Scotland was ruled by a truly terrible race: the notorious Aztec-Eskimo-Punks. Their descendants may still reign in Glasgow today. Also, the Roman legions were really kinda cool with boy-boy lovin'. I have a feeling this last bit may actually be true but I am not entirely sure as it's been a while since I did any history of sexuality.
I have also spent this evening listening to
pierot re-working a number of pop classics in the manner of the 'The Producers', specifically 'Springtime for Hitler'. So far we've got 'Funk Soul Nazi' and that Spice Girls perennial 'Wannabe', with that great line 'I really really really wanna zig-a-sieg heil'. I think I'm going to hell.
