Back home...

[annwfyn]

pierot, ksirafai, castorlion, molez and I are all back in the UK.

The journey was less painful than it could have been and I discovered how much valium it takes to get me to fall unconscious on a plane. I also got to watch 'Memoirs of a Geisha' and discovered that it got worse second time round!

I'm now at home, with the cats, about to fall unconscious.

My holiday was a mixed bag. My brain was a broken place for parts of it, and I stomped and grumped my way through several bits of Australia. My friends, on the other hand, were lovely, and I'm still bouncy at having climbed in a rainforest. I have seen kangaroos up close, and splashed about in the ocean, knowing that in front of me the sea stretched on to Antartica. All this makes me happy.

But now I am home, I am tired, and I think I shall go and sleep...

Comments

[bringeroflight.livejournal.com]

Welcome back.

[wildrogue.livejournal.com]

Welcome home love. You have been missed.

[bringeroflight.livejournal.com]

Missed? No kidding. There's now three posses of ninjas buried under the patio.

You'd think the assassins would have noted she was on a different continent. There may have been more, but I think the EvilGoblinCats ate them. At least, one of them coughed up a shuriken in a hairball yesterday...

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

Those weren't ninjas sent to kill Sally, they were just her orders from NinjMart for redelivery... when will they learn that they need to leave some airholes in the delivery boxes?

[bringeroflight.livejournal.com]

Ah. It may have just been that they mistook me for a pirate.

These things happen.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

That seems likely. I have discovered a lot about ninja psychology through extensive torture study of them. Ninjas apparently break people down into three groups

1) ninja masters - do not attack (in this case, this will be Sally, whose face will be imprinted on the ninjas at NinjMart, kinda like baby ducks)

2) other ninjas - maybe attack

3) Pirates - kill, kill, kill

[melsner.livejournal.com]

Tim should have used assassins appropriate to Australia.

[melsner.livejournal.com]

Ninjas don't work in Australia. You needed to find assassins appropriate to the continent.

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

Thank you darlin'

Is very very nice to be home. Going away is all well and good, but it's good to be back in a place where people have phone numbers, there are cats who will climb on me and I've got a proper double bed!

[melsner.livejournal.com]

"Home is where the cats are." That seems to be the major theme.

I remember seeing a National Geographic Special on Feral cats in australia... House cats that had gone wild and brought down Kangaroos and such...

[ravenseer.livejournal.com]

Missed seeing you so much.... :( My phone does not like calling UK mobiles.....

Kept trying to find out what you guys were up to, and failing dismally... :(

BTW, to you and Pierot and the others - Jen's LJ is typical_child. Its on my flist. Hugs to everyone.

[typical-child.livejournal.com]

laughs, this was sorted before they left oz! do you think I would let (insert demonic voice) ANY OF THEM (end demonic voice) leave without getting at least that?!?!?!... :)

grins...
j

[typical-child.livejournal.com]

(a random black clad person with green fluffy hat bounds towards you and spins then abruptly stops and bows low...)

(standing and floureshes) an absolute pleasure to meet you Sally... (wicked grin)

I have to say, so rarely do I have the pleasure of meeting a crew of people who are so exquisitely different, friendly and accepting. Each of you are pure gold. I was astounded at how quickly you all allowed me to be a part of the capering madness. and even stranger I feel as though I know you all so much better than I do... such a rare thing...

smiles.

thankyou.

j.

(bounds off into the over cast mildness that is Sydney... in search for the ninja's and assassins particular to this continent... begins with Bunyips and Drop Bears...)