Santa Melsner

[annwfyn]

I just arrived in Lambourn, for the first time since New Year, I believe. And lo! There was a box waiting for me. A BIG box. It appears that Christmas isn't quite over yet.

riksowden, twicedead and pierot - I need to meet up with all of you to deliver presents. It appears that Mike has enough love in his black little heart for all of us.

melsner - thank you! You are very much loved, although I feel the need to point out that I did notice that jez got better presents than me.

The world is turning into a happier place by the minute!

Comments

Naughty and Nice

[melsner.livejournal.com]

Jez was on the nice list. You were on the naughty.

Forgot how much it costs to ship, though...

I hope Rik likes the man-thong.

[melsner.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the hard part of being me is that I feel guilty about not getting stuff for everyone I met in the UK...

[enders-solice.livejournal.com]

Yes Mike, A large group of Brits had no Christmas because of you. HA!

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I didn't like to say, but normally British people don't have Christmas unless it is shipped in. It's been that way since the Blitz. We just never got right back on our feet.

At least I had Christmas this year ;)

[melsner.livejournal.com]

Bah, humbug.

The British depend on American charity.

[melsner.livejournal.com]

I saw an old Saturday Night Live guest starring Eric Idle... He was doing a telethon to raise money to save the UK. "We have the history. Culture. Art. You have the money."

[annwfyn.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Sounds about right.

We now appear to also have all the Hot Topic sale goods due to your noble efforts tho. :p

[melsner.livejournal.com]

While visiting, I did think it was shameful and a sign of your country's failings that you lacked good goth clearance sales.

"For only pennies a day, you can help the British look more morose."

[chrisvenus]

In that case I won't make jokes about it. :) I'll just go steal stuff from those three. :)

[melsner.livejournal.com]

I love giving gifts, but it becomes a very slippery slope of "I got something for B and C, oh crap, A is going to feel left out, need to get them something..."

Distract Sally with tin foil and take her stuff.

[twicedead.livejournal.com]

He shouldn't have. I didn't even get him a card. Damn, this is gonna mean even more international cards next year, isn't it?